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everybody has a ted bundy story (part 1: the washington victims)
so much hair being found; you don't come here for class; woodsy as fuck; baby oil, world religions, and flute; girl, the unibrow.
no gooder time than ted bundy (part 2: the utah/colorado victims)
self-published nonsense; he pulled a gary ridgway; i don't get this, it's the fucking '70s; penis + ego + being a republican; gimme yo poop!
teddy, with distinction
(part 3: biography)
carefree hair; we're learning shit; do not bring a balanced viewpoint to this; woof, indeed.
ted bundy is a basic bitch
(part 4: arrest, escape, arrest, escape)
the '70s: wtf; carol daronch is our hair idol; you know he's not smooth.
ted bundy almost broke us
(part 5: florida, trial, and execution)
big names my mom would know; iron maiden dark; ted got hella emo; his sad face is so big right now; nobody fucking rhymes.
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